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If you’ve never seen the felicitous conflagration that imbues the visage of your companions then you ought to.

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Yea… don’t worry. That barely means anything. The words are real but who gives a toot. They might as well be meaningless.

Have you ever made up a completely meaningless word while talking to someone?

I don’t mean a fake word with an obvious meaning like, “it tastes kind of… chickenish.”

I mean a complete audiolographer.

A “word” that literally has no meaning at all.

It’s kind of funny what will happen for most people.

You might think people would stop you and ask, “Hold on. What does audiolographer mean?”

That almost never happens.

You might get a spark of curiosity on your face but usually it’s not even that.

Based on the context of the sentence, most people assume they know what you’re talking about even if they don’t actually recognize the word.

If the word sounds real enough then absolutely no one will stop to tell you that you’re full of crap.

People will just take the fact that you’re using it in a sentence and assume that you’re using a word because it’s just silly to think you’d make up words. Worst case, they might assume you’ve been studying for the SATs and want to sound impressive.

What does this have to do with anything?

This kind of has to do with everything when it comes to learning.

If I asked you what the word audiolographer means in the context of this article, you could probably tell me despite it being completely meaningless.

You might guess, “a made up word?”

If you’re getting real clever you might notice the “audio” prefix and “graph” part of the words could mean sound and writing.

In fact, if you’re a complete buffoon like me then you might come to realize audiolographer is a made up word that “sounds” right (“write!”). (Oh boy… I try to be too much clever for my own good. It just makes me look ridiculous.)

You can add meaning to the meaningless with context.

This is what learning is.

You take the context of a situation and try to create links with new information based on it.

You can do that with anything.

When you’re taking a test, you can read the questions and derive meaning from it. You may even be able to answer the question without knowing the answer but simply by understanding the constraints of the question.

The answer will probably make sense in the context of everything you know.

If it does then you’re probably on track.


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Made Up Words Make You Feel Smart

How You Will Get Straight-A’s – Impress Teachers – And Having People Beg You To Tutor Them (And It Will Be Easier Than What You’re Doing Now)

Ever met a dope that still scored higher than you?

I know I did. And, believe it or not, it’s more common than you think.

Despite what you have been told, hard-work and intelligence are not the keys to good grades. In a study by Karpicke of Purdue University and Roediger, III of Washington University showed the right strategy can get you remembering 2.35 things for every minute of focused studying you’re doing now.

If you study wrong, you could be plummeting your grade by 67% (or more if you’re using a worse than normal strategy.) And many of the wrong strategies are one’s you’ve been taught to do your whole life!

Once I discovered this for myself, my whole world changed. I got C’s and D’s in highschool. In college, I was near the top of my class for my Engineering degree. Freshman year in college, I knew I had to spread the word.

I worked with one student (D.L, I’ll call him for soon-to-be obvious reasons.) He was going back to college after getting out of prison on a drug charge. He was retaking his English class – with the same teacher. A couple weeks into the semester, the professor pulled him aside and asked him, “how the hell some prison teacher could make him that much better – that fast?”

It wasn’t the teacher.

It makes sense the teacher wondered that. The changes that can take place when you change strategies are astounding.

Every minute you study ineffectively is wasted. Your grades may go up a little but it’s a losing battle. Effective studying skyrockets your scores faster – giving you more time to:

  • Learn more than you ever imagined
  • Improve your health, well-being, and non-academic life
  • Enjoy your time the way you want to

My book How To Study Happier teaches this strategy that let students memorize 2.35 things for every one they would normally memorize. Plus, it gives you dozens of other strategies and stories that can put you on the path to academic enjoyment – instead of just surviving. (And remember, no matter where you are in your journey, it just gets harder from here. Be prepared!)

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